There actually isn’t something that Jennifer Lynn Affleck—née Jennifer Lopez, often known as J.Lo—can’t do, as followers will know from watching her 2022 documentary, Halftime. (My particular favourite a part of that movie is her sparkle-embellished reusable Starbucks cup that I can solely assume is constituted of actual diamonds; look ahead to it!) Lopez’s newest enterprise, although, is an hour-long music-video-slash-narrative-film that, realistically, solely she may pull off. Learn all my ideas about This Is Me…Now: A Love Story under:

1. Oh, rattling, we’re beginning out with an entire fairy-tale motif (or, extra particularly, the Puerto Rican fantasy of Alida and Taroo).
2. That is already extra of a temper board than anything, and I don’t hate it.
3. Not J.Lo on the again of Ben’s bike!
4. Wait…is that Ben? Or only a random stand-in brunette man?
5. “Hearts and Flowers” is bumping, and we’re in…a coronary heart manufacturing facility?
6. I like this bizarre banquette of hot-girl mad scientists.
7. J.Lo is type of serving Carol Danvers from the Marvel Cinematic Universe on this tank high and sweaty, messy ponytail.
8. Oh, boy, dancers in hazmat fits.
9. Oop, it’s broken-clock hours.
10. Now J.Lo has bangs?
11. And she or he’s in remedy with Fats Joe?
12. Keep in mind after we all wore little open-weave sweaters?
13. Are J.Lo and this sizzling man battle dancing in an Apple retailer?
14. Oh, okay, it’s only a decommissioned glass field.
15. OMG, celebs!
16. Trevor Noah!
17. Keke Palmer!
18. JANE FONDA!
19. How do I get a bunch of celebrities to comprise my zodiac love council?
20. Marriage ceremony time!
21. Is that…Derek Hough?
22. Oh, rattling, that was a really self-referential divorce joke.
23. We love a cake-in-the-face second.
24. God, I miss J.Lo’s rom-com period.
25. “Being with you seems like residence, however I left residence for a cause.” Rattling!
26. Listening to Jane Fonda say the phrases “Vanderpump Guidelines” is all the pieces to me.
27. I like the concept that contained in the thoughts and coronary heart of Jennifer Lopez reside a bunch of different cool celebrities giving her recommendation.
28. I didn’t know this, however I’ve at all times wanted to see Keke Palmer holding a votive candle and saying a prayer for J.Lo’s romantic life.
29. Aw, Child J.Lo flashback!
30. Is she…doing parkour at an AA assembly?
31. Aw, a basset hound!
32. Inside-child battle!
33. Oh, we’re again within the bizarre manufacturing facility.
34. A lot workwear.
35. How did it take me this lengthy to note that Trevor Noah has a snake round his neck?
36. I’m not going to lie: I’m discovering J.Lo’s bangs journey complicated vis-à-vis flashbacks versus the current.
37. How do I get Fats Joe to be my therapist?
38. Nicely, that was really a J.Lo-sponsored fever dream, and I can actually solely be grateful.